Quentin Gunna/Josuke Ishimoto
A.K.A. - "GONNAKICKYERFUCKINGASS!"
20 Duskblade/ 20 Warrior/ 20 Quentin Gunna
HP: 10, but due to his 20 years of being in between dimensions his AC is through the roof. GOOD LUCK HURTIN' THE GODDAMNED JUGGUNAUT, BIOTCH!
AC: 100 (without armor)
Age: ??? (supposedly around 200 or 220, depending on if you count his time in between dimensions)
40 STR
20 CON
30 DEX
20 CHA
20 WIS
40 INT
Rageometer - roll 1d20 each round and add it to the Rageometer. ALL abilities, attributes, AC, base attack bonus, and damage are increased by this growing scale. The Rageometer was created by his good friend, Dorian Matsumoto, and later refined by Odin himself.
Special Skills and Abilities
Rage - doubles his Str, Con, and Dex. Adds onto his Rageometer by those same number of points. Ends in 1d4 rounds.
Supreme Rage - Str, Con, and Dex x10. Adds onto his Rageometer by those same number of points. Ends in 1d8 rounds.
Berzerker - Summons an energy armor that surrounds him. AC is increased by the amount of Rageometer he has at that time. Stackable.
Aura of FUCK YOU! - Anyone within range (50 foot radius) of his Aura immediately goes into Berserk mode. No will save. None. Not even a "can I check?" d20 roll.
Rolling Ball of FUCK YOU! - does 5d10 neutral energy damage and gives the target Aura of FUCK YOU! Any and all within range of that target becomes Berserk.
DOUBLE ROLLING BALL OF FUCK YOU!!! - does 10d20 neutral energy damage and…y'know what? EVERYONE FOR SEVERAL MILES becomes Berserk.
MAXIMUM FUCK OFF! - a huge surge of energy that explodes forth from within him. Increases his Aura of FUCK YOU! for up to a mile in radius, and causes
Huegfuck of Coffee - conjures a huge pot of coffee that he can throw at the enemy. Target receives 3d6 damage and completely melts any kind of gear up to Magitek level. God items must pass a DC20 save or begin to take damage up each round until cleaned off. If they are not cleaned off by then, then they are considered destroyed.
Gunna…? - A interactive spell. He usually says, "My name is Quentin…Gunna…" and should someone reply "Gunna…what?" or say his last name immediately afterwards, he responds with an explosion of energy and roars, "GUNNAKICKYERFUCKINGASS!" Upon someone replying (with anything, really), his HP, energy, and abilities all become completely refilled. Say hello to round 2.
Truckfucker - Summons a humongous, truck-like outline that surrounds the front of him. As he rushes forward, anything caught within the path of the Truckfucker is completely sundered, God items must pass a DC 20 check, and people are generally thrown aside from the sheer force of his rush. No, you get no will save, you get out of his fuckin' way.
Maximum RAEP! - A combined attack with Odin, he and Odin grow tentacles and…well…ahem. Completely demoralizes opponent. Has worked on gods, minor deities, and Cthuluoids (Necronomiconians) before, so yeah…it'll pro'lly work on you.
Armor of Tordek - Summons forth the Armor of Tordek, granted to him because even though he follows the Goddess of Elves, Tordek doesn't give a fuck. It was also proof that his son, Tyrone, would become the Chosen of Tordek. Can be worn at the same time as Berzerker or Truckfucker.
Gut Stab and Dirty Stomp - Quite pointedly stabs the target with his blade, then sets a foot against their chest and sends them sprawling back. Knockback, prone, 2d10 damage. Ignores AC.
FUCK YOUR __ __ ! - This special little gem allows Quentin to name whatever it is at the end of the line, and he gains their stat scores, special abilities and special attacks on top of his own. For example: "FUCK YO TITAN!" or "FUCK YO ROT MONSTAH!!!!"
Has entire Duskblade abilities and more. Has fighter feats of Weapon Specialization (Rage), Greater Weapon Specialization (Greater Rage), and more along those lines.
It should be noted that unlike all the other Old Guard members, he is the only one badass enough to gain his own class named after himself.
Why?
Because he's goddamned Quentin Gunna…and honestly, there's no other way for me to explain some of his abilities after awhile.