So, you might've heard some things...
Harkonnen Kraze 15 Jun 2010 22:28
Thanks to the SUPER SECRET SENTAI SUPERHERO SQUAD (Dabu, Northboy, and the lovely Alita) not only has The Goddess Project been completed, but also Quentin Gunna has been recovered from where he was being ground between dimensions like so much elf hamburger.
SO, let's recap, shall we? At the beginning of chapter five:
- Harkonnen Kraze is dead. Deaddeaddeaddead. Dead spelled like "ded." Sorry guys, my single most powerful obtainable ally for you is kaput.
- Undine died. Or so you thought…no one waited until the body was found and she received her last rights as a good Catholic schoolgirl should. Instead you guys freaked out, posted threads about it, and generally threatened me over and over again. You also made many plans to rescue her despite the fact that THE SATELLITE OF LOVE BLEW UP!
- Masaharu Hachiko has the Black Sword and used it to M.D.K. Harkonnen Kraze like so much a kicked dog in Vietnam.
- Before this happened, Harkonnen Kraze KNEW she was going to die…and to tell anyone would circumvent it. She didn't know exactly when, or even how or by who…but she was going to die this week. With that in mind, she called Alita, Dabu, and Northboy and sent them on a secret mission that would fulfill the parameters of The Goddess Project: go to the Satellite of Love, earn the trust of the Angry Marines and save her granddaughter, the Emperor's sister.
- The Emperor's sister, her granddaughter, is Undine Strata…who happens to be a brain in a jar.
- They went and after much "fun" did indeed acquire said brain in a jar and were all set to return to Earth to reunite her with her cyber-enhanced (for suppression of her power, that is) body…when all of a sudden Yoshida happened.
- Like, seriously, Yoshida happened.
- Using Dabu's power and synched with her own Goddess body, Undine was all ready to snag Carribean Blue's teleportation beam when suddenly Yoshida appeared and all went to Hell.
- Seriously, they ended up in Miss Lay's house…in the ninth level of Hell. With Quentin Gunna.
- Rizer saves them (eventually) and they are able to come back to the Prime Material Plane and to the Magi room for The Goddess Project to be completed.
So there you have it. Sure, Harkonnen Kraze is dead and the Black Sword is in the hands of Hachiko Masaharu…BUT, Undine is still alive (and you guys will get your miracle-workin' communication specialist back soon) and you guys now have access to Quentin as a ally.
Altogether, not a bad bit o' storytellin' I say~!