Achievements Page

Achievements

Miss Lay
Mortal Amongst Gods - First to survive being in the same room with five opposing gods
Tiamat's Snack - First in the party to become the focus of Tiamat's beauty-obsession
Lady Looks Like A Dude - First in the party to change gender by one's own volition
Break The Game - First in the party to become "broken"
Odin Is Was Yo Baby Daddy - Honestly, Odin was your father before anyone found out who he was. The fact that you're not raped is a testament of your willpower.
Stupid Magician - You cast a spell that powered up an enemy. Good jorb.
Epicness - First in party to ever reach epic level.
Working Girl - First in party to be an executive in a job.
Magic Workhorse - First in party to ever use nothing but spells in your action string
Survivor - You survived a cool-as-hell solo run! (The Red House)
Squeaky Squeaky - You stopped Gertrude Do'An by sitting on his face. Yes, this is really an achievement.
Alpha Avenged - you defeated the Team Alpha traitors
Ergo Proxy - you helped solved a storyline event as an NPC (Denise "Chippy" Hardrock)
Chippin' In - you helped create the personality of an NPC
Personally Perfect Syncher - you've perfectly synched with something more than once.
Professional Syncher - you've perfectly synched with something 5+ times! (synch rolls +2)

Matsu O'Doyle
IT'S OVER 1000 - First in party to deliver over 1000 points of damage in one shot
Caught The GM Sleepin' - First in party to upgrade while GM not paying attention based on GM's approval while GM wasn't paying attention.
Redundancy Department of Redundancy - First in party to gain achievement written slightly stupidly in a stupid fashion.
First Corpse Ever - First in party to ever reach 0 hp
Vaporization - First in party to ever simply vaporize a person. YOU DID 999 DAMAGE TO SOMEONE WITH ONLY 30 HP!
Binky's - First in party to find Binky's Underground Jazz and Blues club
Grapple Frenzy - first in party to use nothing but grapples in your action string
Best Line Evar - duuuuude, seriously, you made a Best Line Evar.
O'DOYLE RULES - because O'DOYLE RULES!
Father O'Doyle - you feared Father O'Doyle's awesomeness before anyone knew he existed. It helps that he raised you.
Skeet Skeet Skeet - First to get skeet shot upon
Eye to Eye - First to meet the Rapephant penis-first
Derple Haze - First to disarm the Jamaican cab trap
Do the Derpman - First to retard disarm ANY trap
Death By Snu-Snu! - Mongo Chestraper. The whole goddamned sequence.
Last Man Standing - you're the last muthafugga to actually do a Finisher.
Stuck in Purgatory - you haven't done a Finisher yet?!
Ergo Proxy - you helped solved a storyline event as an NPC (CHAAAAAO)
Chaoin' It Up - dude, you did Chao WAY too well.

Alita
HAXXOR - First to obtain an unobtainable item
Heavy Metal - First to utilize a Powersuit
Ninja Bunny Robot Pirate Zombie - First in party to cross-job with a job that doesn't inexactly fit with your first one.
Tordek's Beloved - First in party to become a Tordekian
Dual Awesome - First in party to gain a part-tattoo of Tordek
Beautiful 30's - First in party to hit 30 or higher in one stat
Survivor - You survived a cool-as-hell solo run! (original Dream City run)
Sexy Since Sandra - Your mom was Sandra Heidern. You NEVER were a virgin.
Blood of the Umezawa - Your mom was Fujiko Ishimoto before everyone knew how godfucking dangerous she is.
Double Awesome - You were raised by two members of the Old Guard. Technically, at least.
Daughter of Gunna - Quentin uttered the phrase "She IS my daughter!" 'bout ya.
Sweet Dreamer - First in party to taste Dream City
Fast to the Finish - First in party to do Finishing Move
Wonderland - First in party to be invited to Fezzik's Tea Party
I Love This Game - First to have sex with an NPC

Northboy
Yoshida Is Your Grandfather - Honestly, Yoshida was your grandfather before anyone found out who he was.
Hayseed In The Big City - Learned to survive the big city despite your origin
YOUUUUUUUU - Gained You, the Demon Segway
Look Maw, I Found Grampaw's Stash - Big Bada Boom
Dual Awesome - First in party to gain a part-tattoo of Tordek
Hombre de Flaco y Paco - Flaco gave you this achievement
HAXXOR - You not only raped it, but you made a Griefer fall in love with you.
Eye to Eye - First to meet the Rapephant penis-first
Convert - converted an enemy into an ally

Oni Kitsune
Brushing Evil - First in party to actually have a decent, nice meeting with Riff-Raff
Double Agent - First in party to successfully play off a double agent character
Turncoat - First in party to successfully change allegiances to Unit 13
Pissed Off Balor - Yeap, you did that.
ALIMONEEEEEEY! - For whatever reason, you've decided to follow Jacob P. Galvatron who is thoroughly capable of killing every motherfucking person in this motherfucking room for no raisin.
Shadow of the Cool - First in party to meet Gervais St. Germain
Crafty - First in party to craft a weapon
Moribito's Student - yeap, you were the first person to become this

Sly
Persistance Isn't Always Good - Failing at tripping the Marut
…But Sometimes It Is - Tripping the Untrippable Marut
FALALALALALA-KRRH - You changed history somehow. Good jorb, you created the Al Qaeda.
The Corpse Bride - First to hit -100
Zombie Dancer - First to hit -500
Wait, You Did What? - First to hit -1000
Massive Derp - First to hit -2000
I'm Not Even Thinking Up Original Names For Death Achievements Anymore - First to hit -3000+
Doc Ock - First in party to gain over 8 attacks in a single round
You Are An Octopus - First in party to gain over 10 attacks in a single round
Fuck It, Your Attacks Are Times Whatever - First in party to gain 15+ attacks in a single round
Death Bringer - Consecrated follower of Wee Jas
Body Surfed - you were body surfed as a corpse
Drank the Purple Koolaid and Asked for Seconds - First to suicide on purpose
Bromantic Fighter - First to combo attack with another PC
Hellfire - survived an interspatial spat at the Hellfire Club
Teamlover - first in party to have sex with another PC

Delila
Sunday's Best - Went through an entire session with CLOTHES ON for once
Always Hot - First in party to be practically always naked all the time
Survivor - You survived a cool-as-hell solo run! (Jeremiah and fighting off Riff-Raff)
HAXXOR - You made a Griefer change it's way and become a paladin of Heironyus. Freakin' Heironyus.
Convert (converted an enemy into an ally)
Hellfire - survived an interspatial spat at the Hellfire Club
Virgin's Last Stand - First in party to lose their virginity
Teamlover - first in party to have sex with another PC

Dabu
Beautiful Motherfucker - You are simply THE most narcissistic bastard I have ever seen
Hombre de Flaco y Paco - Flaco gave you this achievement
Andy Warhol - Honestly, you just got dissed by freakin' R.L. Brownstone the Taker.
Best Line Evar - duuuuude, seriously, you made a Best Line Evar.
Double Awesome - You survived a sexy champagne room encounter with both Fujiko Ishimoto AND Sandra Heidern. Somehow you're still alive.
Narcissus In Thrall - you've joined the narcissistic faith, you sexy beast you.
Psycho - you started psychic

Ace
Heidern's Honey - first in party to actually SLEEP with Sandra Heidern, and survive
Harley's Honey - first in party to "distract" Harley Girl, thusly first to stop a enemy's ally from helping
Body Surfing - you body surfed someone
Corpse Borrower - you body surfed the corpse of your own teammate
Believer of Bahamut - you've joined up with Bahamut's team. Way to be the good guy!
T.K., AMBASSADOR OF THE GOLDEN ONE, BAHAMUT THE PLATINUM - you are T.K., AMBASSADOR OF THE GOLDEN ONE, BAHAMUT THE PLATINUM!
Bromantic Fighter - First to combo attack with another PC
HERP DERP - First in party to derp someone so hard they dropped out of combat.
Alpha Avenged - you defeated the Team Alpha traitors
Werewolved - you discovered the Fenrir Mode!
A Really Bad Idea - you've patented it, all rights reserved.

Mikki
Daughter of the Kissing Fiend - you were Moribito's daughter before it was cool
Bruce Leigh - first in party to do godfucking damage with your bare fists
In The Face of Chaos - You were the one who slammed into Yoshida during his Chaos Shift during the Black Market phase shift
Alpha Avenged - you defeated the Team Alpha traitors

Afro Kamen
Grapple Dap - First in party to do over 100 points of damage with a single grapple.
Afrolicious - First in party to have an epic afro
Grieferbane - First in party to notice the secret weaknesses of the Griefers
BWAHBWAHBWAHBWAH - Your normal voice sounds way too much like the I'm the Juggernaut Bitch's voice.
Play The Game - Multiple championship title holder.

Dicey
Irish Tears - you cried big fat fake tears
Pothead Tactics - found Riff-Raff's weakness through an unconventional tactic
Leprechaun Armor - you duct-taped a leprechaun to your chest.

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